"I’m not a big fan of the ‘Twilight’ series. I can’t get past the premise, which is that a group of wealthy, sophisticated, educated, highly intelligent, centuries-old vampires, who can do pretty much whatever they want, have chosen to be . . . high school students. I simply cannot picture such beings sitting in a classroom listening to a geometry teacher drone on about the cosine. I have more respect for vampires than that."
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Dave Barry, in The New York Times Book Review’s By The Book (via irisblasi)
(Kind of hard to argue with him in that regard….)
